Fathom it.

There’s only one thing worse than surprise periods

Surprise periods on a day out with the boyfriend

Apr/19 - reblog

thebatmanequation:

telaranxgallows:

hell yeah i missed that i am gonna read the fuck out of that once i’m awake enough to look for it and appreciate that kind of glory

or you could just wake up and read it right now with/out/ having to look for it 

http://thebatmanequation.tumblr.com/post/82952581748/they-didnt-even-know-how-the-thing-got-in-there

that is 100% the best thing ever jfc 

thebatmanequation:

dangerboys gettin drunk and nostaglia-y. but happy nostalgia let’s see if we can go for one drabble in this rp without angst

you missed the one i did yesterday about vista taxidermy-ing a ‘possum into holding a cigarette and a styrofoam cup and turning it into their mascot

but sure i can do that

hell yeah i missed that i am gonna read the fuck out of that once i’m awake enough to look for it and appreciate that kind of glory

annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

rainekitty:

medschool-thenbabies:

Telling your son not to “be such a girl” lets his sister who overhears the conversation know that being a girl is not a good thing and she should be sorry and ashamed of herself.

It also reminds your son that being a boy is better than being a girl and therefore he is better than any girl he will ever meet.

In russian if you cry you get called a cabbage. Vote to change “dont be such a girl to “dont be such a cabbage” say I.

palelynz:

make me choose  puppyiero asked: Frank Iero or Lindsey Way

thotprovoking:

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