Fathom it.

i just tried to sing and i’m physically ashamed at the state i’ve let my voice fall into

must practise forever…..

Oct/01 - reblog

My neighbour is yelling because he can’t find his phone charger and apparently this is his wife’s fault

Given his attitude I’m pretty sure it’s not

All I know is that I’ve never heard the phrase “fuck off” said so often since me and Aiden argued about zombie reproduction, and when that happened we were fairly jovial about it, albeit dedicated to our respective points and we certainly didn’t use the C-bomb so often

I’m fairly certain this guy is flinging things, he certainly seems very aggressive towards doors

Oct/01 - reblog


Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.

Whether you remember her as:









or even



We all love this woman. 



Let’s not phrase it as ‘remember her’ because I scrolled down in a panic thinking we had lost Julie Andrews.


please call me out if I do anything wrong.

please tell me if I’m following someone problematic.

please tell me if I need to tag anything for you.

please feel free to unfollow me if it makes you tumblr experience better or safer.


This is like a round of cards against humanity

  • mercutio: i can see what's happening
  • benvolio: what?
  • mercutio: and they don't have a clue!
  • benvolio: stop
  • mercutio: they'll fall in love and here's the bottom line -- our trio's down to two
  • benvolio: people are dying
  • Margaery: I mean an orgy in a non-sexual way, just for like the arc de triumph, that’s it.
  • Sansa: What’s an arc de triumph?
  • Margaery: This is when two dudes go down on us - this is how I picture it - they’re butt to butt, and then you and I do Oprah hands.
  • Sansa: Ohh, I see. I see. Totally non-sexual. We just stare at each other, right? As the dudes go down on us at the same time?
  • Margaery: Yeah, exactly.
  • Sansa: So, we’re making a lot of eye contact?
  • Margaery: Yeah, it’s like a feminism thing.

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